The Most Bizarre Dicks In History
While penises can go anywhere from big and small to thick and thin, other’s are simply out of this world – and not just in free porn. Despite these carriers of unusual dicks being far and few, their...
View ArticleChristmas Presents That Will Not Get You Laid
They’re pulling out all the stops this year and there are some pretty outrageous christmas presents out there that wont do you any good! I don’t know about you, but I’m less concerned with family and...
View ArticleThe Ass Youve Seen A Thousand Times
For men, each time they have sex is like a new time. Sex, and for that matter porn, are less quantitative then qualitative for men and their responses. The male mind can simply go back to the well over...
View ArticleBlame It On Tabasco
If you’ve ever needed a good excuse to jack off in public without the assistance of free porn, well here it is: Tabasco sauce. Peculiar, I know – but allow me to explain: Rafael Escamilla, a 50...
View ArticlePink Viagra
With the astounding popularity behind Viagra, it is no surprise that the drug industry would soon look for ways to provide women with the same type of ‘benefits’. And it is exactly that quest that...
View ArticleFashion Mistakes That Are Keeping You From Getting Laid
Men are interesting creatures. More so than we’re given credit for. For instance, instead of a guy taking some time to develop a better sense for what additional style he can use in order to get him...
View ArticleThe Disembodied Pussy
Men only ever become pussy whipped because they want to. Straight boys are fascinated in a womans vagina almost to the exclusion of all else-expect friction-and this chalice of womanhood has been...
View ArticleDoes Beer Make Better Lovers?
Beer is not generally considered an aphrodisiac, but according to some men, it helps the cause of great lovemaking. A few seem to believe that it simply relaxes them and allows them to be more romantic...
View ArticleClowns in Porn and Roleplay
Hurry hurry, step right up! Under the big top today we have a bunch of clowns, but not just any clowns — today we are going to look at the nastiest, wildest, and maybe funniest of clowns — the one’s...
View ArticleWeekly Porn Star: Rachel Roxxx
Rachel Roxxx rocks. It had to be done. Sorry. Sometimes a pornstar falls into our laps and we think to ourselves, damn I’d really love to bang her. Okay, we think that about most pornstars. Actually,...
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